Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

"ABOUT TIME TO! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? i'm SICK of gophers not wearing hats at all times. If it was up to me non-hat wearing gophers would be locked up and the key THROWN AWAY!"

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"YES! ExaCtAlLy! I came here to make a petition like this one but it turns out there is ALREADY one! GOOD. Hope it works! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Gophers have no right to be hatless."

"THe time has gone long enough, it is time to put out foot down, and do what is right, and force the gophers to wear hats"

"Use staples! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Little naked bastiches! Its because of animals like that our children are dressing like Britney Spears and other unmoralistic hotties, uh, heathens!"

"i never thought of this before, but hey it works... Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? of course, why would i be signing it!"

"TOTALY! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? they need somthing to keep their heads warm"

"I like hats."

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"Gophers are awesome Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Cos they are awesome"

"Heh! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Yes! All gophers should wear hats!"

"I have known for years that all that covering of my childrens eyes...Someone finally agees lol... Hilarious... Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because that is the part that comes outta the hole lol...So funny..."

"why is this religon Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because those things are so fucking ugly"

"You're an idiot Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? cause the author of the petition is an idiot!"

"I have spoken to a leading Union of Gophers and they are behind this action. Everyone must wear a furry band on their arm to show they care! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? They have a head, why not?"

"ELVIS AND LENNON FUCK EACH OTHER Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGGER"

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"YES! I've got a dam warehouse full of these damn gopher hats and I need to move'em out! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? В"

"I understand hats for these little fellows are very expensive, they go for about $50, think about it Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? they won't be recognised by coyote?"

"I agree Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because john thinks they should and he is always righ"

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"Stupid gophers! They should wear hats all the time, cuz I hate their ugly little heads! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? They have ugly bald heads!"

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