Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

"Damn gophers Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because they are bald. well... mine were."

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"Yes i believe this will help the world in the long run. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Yes, it will healp the world in the long run."

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"Heywood Jablowme ?"

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"Wheres my 100 page Cushy Clan newsletter? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? They need hats. Without hats, the gophers will DIE."

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"I agree with the sombrero suggestion. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because I am really just a mouthpiece for the corporate sombrero monopoly that oppresses independent sombrero vendors worldwide."

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"gophers are cool!! I love gophers Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Yes, because i wear a hat when i go to fight crime!!!!"

"I'm so glad to be putting my support behing this most important of issues."

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"Gohpers, what gophers?!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? If ya gotta go, ya gotta go. Pudding is always good."

"They need to wear glasses, too."

"f**k gophers! they keep getting all my subterranean tubers before I can eat them. I think it as an american trick to starve me out. Ban gophers and kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill ... huh? I lost my camel train of thought! Why Should They Wear Hat"

"hell yeah Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? i dont like their eyes, they should wear hats that are too big so they cover their heads"

"revolution!!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? that small little cap could protect their furry littl heads from mean kitties..err..umm"

"cheers for this petition Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? its really funny lol!!!"

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