Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

"Why is this in the religeous section? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? While not at all times, and not against their will, its is fun to see gophers in hats!"

"crouching tiger hidden gopher Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? cause they are a**holes"

"I don't like Gophers Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I had a dream, it was a really weird dream! I'll tell you about it later!"

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"they should wear furry caps, i tell yah! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because they are the ones who will rule the earth one day, that is why!"

"yes! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? it's just the right thing to do."

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"Looks like we've got a regular comedian on our hands. Do I detect another little Carrot Top budding out there somewhere in Internet land? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I am just doubled over in hysterical laughter reading this nutty petition!"

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"Thats right put hats on those little punks??? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because it will keep their heads warm in the winter months???"

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"I like cheese Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Because I bet they feel cold on the head."

"It's About Damned Time! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Their evil little heads transmit too much radiation."

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"Once, when I was younger, my daddy told me that gophers are for one thing, fucking. I didn't believe him at first, but upon first experiancing the glory that is the gopher, I would tend to agree. I love gophers, and imagining them with hats makes me what "

"Damn Gophers Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? They should wear hats because.... They should."

"If gophers had hats, the world would be more complete. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Many gophers have complained to me personally about scorched heads. The sun does no good for them, and hats are the answer!"

"*&%@&$% gophers! They like to walk around all high and mighty! Why shouldn't they have to wear hats? They're not special! I say we round them all up and surgically implant hats onto all of their heads! That'll teach them some manners! Why Should T"

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"Gophers Should Wear Hats Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Wear hats to protect the fragile skulls."

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