Gophers Should Be Forced to Wear Hats at All Times

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450 signatures Goal: 100
All Signatures (450 total)
151.
Kevin Moss 3 November 2011

"I support this petition"

152.
Greg B 25 October 2011

"IT's necessary Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Once in our lifetime, we will be hit by a bat. So wear hats, gophers.. REPENT"

153.
Matt C 23 October 2011

"moo Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? moo"

154.
Kel Singh 16 October 2011

"Go John!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? To make this boring world a bit more interesting."

155.
Fred Shannon 8 October 2011

"yes they need hats Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? I think that they should be imprisoned for not wearing them!!!!!!!!!"

156.
Spanky Garrison 7 October 2011

"I support this petition"

157.
Lindsey Nixon 18 September 2011

"I support this petition"

158.
Gabriela M 10 September 2011

"I support this petition"

159.
Jennifer H 10 September 2011

"Finally! This whole gopher thing has been bothering me for a while. I can't tell you how offended I am when I'm driving along, minding my own business, and, all of a sudden, I see the glaring bald head of a gopher. Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believ"

160.
Christina Lester 2 September 2011

"woo Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? preach it brotha!"

161.
Alanna Crosby 29 August 2011

"Why do I spend my life signing these fucking stupid petitions? Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Well... why not?"

162.
Randy Leach 18 August 2011

"I hate looking at bald gophers! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? Their bald heads are unsightly! And That's a Fact!"

163.
Andrew O 25 July 2011

"....WHAT THE HELL IS A GOPHER????"

164.
Miss C 25 July 2011

"oh yes, babies. these gophers need to wear the hats, mon! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? cos thee dumb college kids be steppin on their lil heads at thee bus stops, mon."

165.
Caleb S 11 July 2011

"No gophers, no hats, no peace!!! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? BECAUSE IT'D BE SO DARN CUTE!!!!!!"

166.
Hayden S 5 July 2011

"This is inspired Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? because their offensive craniums are bulbous and hideous"

167.
Anthony S 28 June 2011

"will they be glued on because they may take them off when we turn away Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? well for comic affect. it just makes sense!"

168.
Spud Huber 12 June 2011

"I support this petition"

169.
Will Carr 4 June 2011

"Viking helmets Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? so when they dig tunnels they automatically make the grooves in the ceiling to put the lighting cables in. I'm a professional light fitter and i can tell you, the Gopher tunnels i've had to light h"

170.
Matt Paul 14 May 2011

"Finally the little bastards will have to wear hats! Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? to cove thier filthy litle heads"

171.
Amber Salinas 28 April 2011

"I support this petition"

172.
Joseph P 26 March 2011

"I support this petition"

173.
Russ A 20 March 2011

"I support this petition"

174.
Lila S 2 March 2011

"I support this petition"

175.
A Weiss 28 February 2011

"a Why Should They Wear Hats, Do You Believe? a"

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