Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
251.
Marr Velez 5 February 2011

"they ruin pictures, and they ruin christmas for kids"

252.
Ryan A 5 February 2011

"Drop the weight so you can get a date."

253.
Richard Foster 31 January 2011

"MAKE THE FAT PPL LOOSE THEIR BLUBBER! ALSO BAN THE DISCUSTING REALLY SKINNY WALKING SKELETONS"

254.
Comic Valdez 12 January 2011

"I support this petition"

255.
Skinny M 4 January 2011

"Fat people need more SEX and should eat less MEAT"

256.
Steve M 26 December 2010

"YOUR FAT"

257.
Fat C 21 December 2010

"to lena, I'm fat and i don't eat a pig weekly , maybe if you ate a little meat once in awhile, your brain cells would'nt have wasted away. i hardly ever eat pork, animal-rights people pi$$ me off . this petition SUX by the way FUK YOU PEOPLE"

258.
Robert Blair 17 December 2010

"I support this petition"

259.
Lllllll Rogers 3 December 2010

"this is ssssooooooo pathetic!!!! grow up!!!"

260.
Anna Wheeler 2 December 2010

"I support this petition"

261.
Dylan Kane 16 November 2010

"FATTIES SHOULD JUST GO ON THE FRIGGIN SOUTH BEACH DIET OR SLIM FAST!"

262.
Iwanttobeanidiottoo Wong 25 October 2010

"I'm Fat Andrew Is Gay, I can Diet. This petition looks like the work of a retarded 4 year old asian savant."

263.
Maureen M 18 October 2010

"I support this petition"

264.
Kelly Chandler 12 October 2010

"I support this petition"

265.
Andrew Burnett 9 October 2010

"Fat peaple are all fatter than me; and are therefore immoral and bad."

266.
Billybob S 23 September 2010

"Eh? Eh? EHXERCISE!"

267.
Frank Balderasl 21 September 2010

"fat people should be shot and then fried to turn the fat loose."

268.
Todd P 15 September 2010

"I agree with shawn"

269.
Tommy B 14 September 2010

"FAT PPL SUCK LOLOLOL PUT THEM ON SLIMFAST"

270.
Amanda H 28 August 2010

"derr?"

271.
Marcus Gomez 28 August 2010

"We should just create a fat island for all the fat people to live on to stop bothering us normies."

272.
I H 26 July 2010

"i r the hax"

273.
Skinnygirl Harding 7 July 2010

"I don't care. Fat people can eat all they want. That is what they want to do and what the like to do. Who is to tell them to stop eating? They need food like we normal people. Stop being mean. If you don't like them, don't go near them. Close your eyes wh"

274.
Shanaynay Chaney 29 June 2010

"fat people are nasty and they need to realize that they are too fat to be wearing that!!! i hate it when they dont get a clue that their flab is hanging out and they think they look good, but they dont."

275.
Kelsey S 29 June 2010

"LOSE WEIGHT."

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