Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
276.
Sycobrazilian Stein 19 June 2010

"sycobrazilian"

277.
Timmy Z 12 June 2010

"shoot all fatasses"

278.
Kris Rocksemmaisan 6 June 2010

"emma is gay fat poeple suck"

279.
Dorkin Lane 2 June 2010

"wow this is such a great way to loose weight!!!!!my sister and i both did it. she lost 108 pound and i lost 10!!!!!!!!!!"

280.
Susie Herring 14 May 2010

"I support this petition"

281.
Kyle H 9 May 2010

"Mat people are really stupid. That'd be great if we could do away with them."

282.
Scott D 1 May 2010

"soylent green is PEOPLE!!!!"

283.
Steven T 20 April 2010

"I support this petition"

284.
Jocelyn M 18 April 2010

"I support this petition"

285.
Mathias N 14 April 2010

"I support this petition"

286.
Dawn W 1 April 2010

"I support this petition"

287.
Rob J 26 March 2010

"I support this petition"

288.
Radhamanjunatha Espinoza 19 March 2010

"I support this petition"

289.
Jason Carroll 16 March 2010

"Sustained!! Bacon hats for the lot of them!"

290.
Kylie Smith 9 March 2010

"sad anorexic life mey suck but its better than pathetic mcdonalds fiending life thgat ends in fat rolls and snickering....lose weight fattys"

291.
Jane Mason 11 February 2010

"Is this what Americans do for fun? No wonder everyone hates you."

292.
Carrie Haynes 30 January 2010

"I have to use a boomerang to put my belt on."

293.
Bethnie N 13 January 2010

"I support this petition"

294.
Chuckles Austin 8 January 2010

"HA!. FAT PPL SHOULD BE CAGED!"

295.
Bob P 22 December 2009

"I support this petition"

296.
Heather Anthony 22 December 2009

"ABOUT TIME!!!it is ridiculous that they are so obese and have no control"

297.
Chris H 12 November 2009

"i really hate fat people i hope they all die i want to go on a genocide"

298.
Alvin T 11 November 2009

"Fat people smell bad"

299.
Damian B 3 November 2009

"i agree but still wouldnt give em the bacon after 8 hours"

300.
Fatass Oneal 1 November 2009

"I am fat give me food"

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