Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
301.
Wyatt Conley 25 October 2009

"fat people suck. they are stupid tubs of lard that are unathletic, eat too much junk food, and overall take up a ton of space on earth. they sit on there butts, eat chips and watch T.V. What a loser life. I almost feel bad for them untill i see the huge s"

302.
Eric Mendoza 19 October 2009

"I WANT MY FATASS SISTER TO LOSE WEIGHT BUT SHE IS SO FRIKEN LAZY. SO THAT BACON THING WILL REALLY WORK. I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE TAX FOR FATASS PEOPLE. CUZ FAT PPL REALLY NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT. I DO NOT HATE FAT PEOPLE BUT I HATE IT WHEN THEY SAY BIG AND PROU"

303.
Panda M 12 October 2009

"I support this petition"

304.
The Sickoffatlookingfors 7 October 2009

"I know a lot of fat people who look for sympathy and know they are fat but do not do anything about it! i feel, fair enough, there are people who cannot help been fat for health problems, but the people who make themselves fat and then know they are but d"

305.
Holly Garcia 7 October 2009

"o mi gosh seriously ths petition is pure ass...u guys who support ths petition of crap n 2 the dumbnut who created it, need 2 grow up n take a gud look @ urself...why pull othrs down jus 2 make u feel bettr?..seriously the feelin wnt last 4 very long, you"

306.
John M 6 October 2009

"sounds like a good plane. I hate fat people they always takes up two chairs so us normal people cant sit . Just lose weight"

307.
Jim Dunlap 27 September 2009

"fat people suck"

308.
Justin K 25 September 2009

"down with the fat people."

309.
Fat Peopleofthew 21 September 2009

"Since we are the majority-I hope one of you will be stupid enough to express these opinions to a passerby who will hopefully give you what you deserve. May you grow up to be fat!"

310.
Sheldon S 20 September 2009

"FAT PEOPLE STINK!"

311.
Tom P 11 September 2009

"F*** THE FAT ASSES IN THE WORLD"

312.
Elizabeth Q 4 September 2009

"I think that the boy below me has the right idea. I was a large lass for a long time, but after joining the tony fergensen program, i lost about 30kg. I used to sweat so much that there would be stains all through my clothing, i had horrible acne, and bac"

313.
Rockstar Carroll 23 August 2009

"All you skinny people who put fat people down make me so sick. It's not always peoples fault that they are larger than others. Instead of making some stupid petition to get rid of fat people, why don't you get a life, because you obviously don't have one."

314.
David Moyer 22 August 2009

"I support this petition"

315.
Blake C 13 August 2009

"there ain't nuthing wrong with my curves, i'm not fat i prefer to to think of myself as big boned and cuddly, my mumma said i am perfect just the way i am mmhmmm peace out bro and to all my cuddly sista's and bro's out there i love you"

316.
Emma Church 8 August 2009

"We should put all the fat people on an island (or in a box like david blaines) and starve them until they've reached a normal size"

317.
Kim Gay 8 August 2009

"kill alll faties"

318.
Mariel Mugginsb 1 August 2009

"Fat people r UGLY"

319.
Imfat Gordon 16 July 2009

"I support this petition"

320.
Steph Simpson 13 July 2009

"hahah im not fat though"

321.
Dr Ivand 7 July 2009

"i dont feel that this protoge method of weight will work because i like to have fat people around that girls think are ugly cuz theres more hos fo me"

322.
Jess Jacobs 3 July 2009

"I support this petition"

323.
Ooooga B 26 June 2009

"although i might not be fat ,i believe if it be a mental problem or a choice to live the way the live the moe power toot hem mucho lovies"

324.
Patrick Zavala 26 June 2009

"they shood be strangled at birth stuff wasting money on bacon make them run behind a car with ronald mcdonald inside"

325.
Amy Massey 26 June 2009

"HAHAHAHAH!! YOU GUYS ARE TOO FUNNY!! FINE BACON HATS IT IS!! & THEY THOUGHT JENNY CRAIG WAS GOOD! NOW, THIS IS A GOOD PLAN!!"

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