Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
326.
Shawn K 22 June 2009

"i know i got to lose weight to"

327.
Nunion Shaffer 22 June 2009

"PEOPLE WHO MAKE WEB PAGES LIKE THIS ARE REALLY PATHETIC, GUESS ITS WHAT THEY DO WHEN THEY ARE NOT LOOKING AT PORN CAUSE THEY CANT GET A REAL DATE...SICK"

328.
Jojo Cuevas 18 June 2009

"I think that all the fat people should be put in a large room and the floor should be a huge tread mill so ythey are forced to run untill they are thin. We are considering padding the walls but that would just be to stop the walls breaking as the fat peop"

329.
Stef Mueller 13 June 2009

"fat people suck and they look grose"

330.
Lily R 12 June 2009

"I support this petition"

331.
Gemma C 10 June 2009

"fat people ruined the o zone"

332.
Jeff H 15 May 2009

"they take up too much space and cut in the lunch line"

333.
Jessi Nielsen 8 May 2009

"fat people are fat"

334.
Kiss Myfata 8 May 2009

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335.
Popldedoodaaday Newton 3 May 2009

"uhhhhhhhh"

336.
Ba H 1 May 2009

"lets do it"

337.
Fgfgj Herman 11 April 2009

"Lookist"

338.
Alexandra F 31 March 2009

"Stupid fatties! I am 5'8" and I weigh 140 pounds. Take a leaf from my book, fat lards! Get off your ass and exercise!"

339.
Gina Morton 29 March 2009

"I support this petition"

340.
King Abudeloftheouterr 19 March 2009

"Fat people DIE!"

341.
Longdukedong Brady 19 March 2009

"All you skinny fukers need to do one of the followng (your choice): 1. Go eat a bucket of fuk 2. Go suk your mother's dik or 3. Shave your dad's grey pubic hair."

342.
Matt Vazquez 16 March 2009

"fat ppl suck"

343.
Chris Mckenzie 3 March 2009

"i love cider"

344.
Anton F 28 February 2009

"I support this petition"

345.
Alexia Hubbard 12 February 2009

"You are all dirty, ugly, rude, inconsiderate, thoughtless, sick mofo's and all of you are RETARDED......SOB'S...... and just for hating fat people go and EAT your own S*!+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

346.
Garrett C 10 February 2009

"I HATE FAT PEOPLE. THEY MAKE SCHOOL HALLWAYS OVERCROWDED and BLOCK WAL-MART AISLES."

347.
Kathy Hobbs 2 February 2009

"fat people try pathetically to make excuses: "it's my glands.", "i don't have time to exercise for 3 hrs per day.", "i can't buy organic because it's expensive." these are excuses. these are lies. pro-anorexia is the solution. be that example by being thi"

348.
Joseph M 27 January 2009

"fat people are all stupid battys"

349.
Sarah B 26 January 2009

"hahaha"

350.
Bill Mcdonald 23 January 2009

"im so sick of seeing all these gross fat people walking around wearing tight clothes"

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