Make fat people lose weight.

Here is my plan for fat people. Make hats with a stick pointing foward. Then tie bacon to a string and make the fat people run after it. Every 8 hours we change bacon and feed them the old bacon. When... continue reading »

550 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (550 total)
351.
Derek Alvarez 22 January 2009

"Can't we just put all those fat pieces of blob on an island and let them eat eachother until only the strongest fatty remains? Only the survivor will be aloud to rejoin society."

352.
Nathan Keithweinersucksaandeatsweinerh 22 January 2009

"fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!! fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!! fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!! fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!! fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!! fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!! fuk you!!! fuk you!!! FUK YOU!!!! fuk you!!! fuk yo"

353.
Ivana H 15 January 2009

"why dont we put bacon on a stick and have you chase it off a cliff moron i am not fat but i know people who are its hard for them to lose weight its a disease an illness that needs treatment"

354.
Lulu B 9 January 2009

"Do these pants make mah butt look fat?"

355.
O R 23 December 2008

"get over it"

356.
Chunks J 13 December 2008

"Wanna see my man-tits?"

357.
Snugglez Sawyer 12 December 2008

"would this actually work? if so we desperatly need that in Scotland lol"

358.
Jareb Fk 10 December 2008

"prevent fat people from weakening America"

359.
Achoo Bullock 9 December 2008

"Something needs to be done about all the fat people."

360.
Fatty S 28 November 2008

"please dont do this fat people have feelings too :-("

361.
Billy Hernandez 23 November 2008

"i hate fat people"

362.
Fat Personrighth 31 October 2008

"stfu skinny pipol, deng you guys are hella gay /wack damn, i juss wanna jump on you and make you die from my fatness!"

363.
Cynthia M 12 October 2008

"Fat people smell and take up too much room."

364.
Umberto Ther 4 October 2008

"a fat girl stole my rooster!!!!!!!! She promised me she would look after it but it disappeared.....you will always be in my heart, Umberto."

365.
Jessica S 27 September 2008

"I hate fat people!"

366.
Brian Randolph 25 September 2008

"Fat people are disguting and should be forced to pay higher health insurance premiums, because they are a burden to society."

367.
Carla C 24 September 2008

"I support this petition"

368.
Julian D 23 September 2008

"I support this petition"

369.
Nibble M 20 September 2008

"i love kats"

370.
Taylor W 19 September 2008

"I support this petition"

371.
Erin D 4 September 2008

"Fat people suck ass! It really pisses me off to see some lard ass taking men from skinny women. Lose some weight and gain some dignity."

372.
Dave Grant 1 September 2008

"yep i do"

373.
Craigish G 27 August 2008

"Slowly cook them and make them eat themselves"

374.
God Sanders 26 August 2008

"Fapeople are nasty."

375.
Lisa Chambers 20 August 2008

"I had to laugh when I saw this. Some people are overweight for lots of reason. But some are because they can't take proper proportion during supper time. I am overweight and I do go to the gym. I dont go to Fast Food places. I work and stay active. Its al"

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