Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard

From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »

400 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (400 total)
276.
Jim M 11 December 2004

"Try spiking your hair, putting on some dark shades and be a punky QB for our Superbowl Bears. Wait... that's already been done. By me!! Shave your beard and grab some bench, rookie."

277.
Ken T 4 December 2004

"The beard looks bad"

278.
David D 15 November 2004

"for all of man kind"

279.
Mike J 9 October 2004

"What is the deal with that fur burger of a beard? At first I was a fan of Kyle because I saw the pictures of him getting hammered out of his gourd in Iowa City, but then I caught him trying to kick Grossman in the nads and give him a car. I soon discovere"

280.
David S 8 October 2004

"Please"

281.
Chris Meadows 27 September 2004

"you are ugly"

282.
Jason D 19 September 2004

"You'll soon learn your wife rules your face."

283.
Volden Olson 9 September 2004

"Kyle: maybe if u shaved your beard you'd not only be grizzly adams ugly, you'd also maybe have game where your passer rating isn't 23.7"

284.
Pb Townsend 2 September 2004

"DUDE SHAVE IT!!!!! YOU LOOK TERRIBLE."

285.
Ryan S 1 September 2004

"Please do humanity a favor, i mean honestly you look like a pedofile !!!"

286.
Alva L 28 August 2004

"I support this petition"

287.
Balding At 27 August 2004

"Take that weasel around your neck back to purdue!"

288.
Joe W 13 August 2004

"Is it just me, or does Kyle Orton look Oriental with his helmet on?"

289.
Jeff D 11 July 2004

"I support this petition"

290.
Mike D 17 June 2004

"I've crapped better looking beards than that sorry excuse for one you've grown."

291.
Tom S 16 June 2004

"holy crap, shave that thing, looks like a fungus"

292.
Terry B 13 June 2004

"BYCRACKY"

293.
David Strickland 31 May 2004

"One ex boiler to another shave it!"

294.
Kyle P 12 May 2004

"goof ball"

295.
Alan H 5 May 2004

"SHAVE IT!!!"

296.
Machela Tibbettsandmattp 10 April 2004

"I support this petition"

297.
Claude O 25 March 2004

"I support this petition"

298.
Bob R 23 March 2004

"I support this petition"

299.
Mike Gould 23 March 2004

"you suck kyle"

300.
Shawn G 13 February 2004

"It has to go."

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