Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"I support this petition"
"If you shave your neck beard I'll buy you a case of Jack Daniels!"
"HE IS NOT GOOD!!! BRING IN ANOTHER QB"
"No comment. Just no comment."
"Gotta shave the neck beard Kyle"
"I'll buy the Mach3"
"POOPSMITH!!!!!!!"
"shave it"
"I'm not even gay, but you gotta clean that up, dog"
"I was wondering your guys thoughts on moving Josh Scoobe to back up tight end for the jacksonville jaguars. Whenever scoobee kicks he gets beet bosiers and if a player is ever tired he is the best backup whether its left tackle, center, tight end, punter,"
"I support this petition"
"purdue fan -- you are embarrassing your alma mater"
"orten rhymes with porkin, as in "I was porkin orten's mom last night""
"gotta let it go dude, it looks real bad"
"Hey Kyle, become one with the Bic. For serious now."
"Through my husband's love of the Bears did I become subjected to the nastiness that is Kyle Orton's face. I actually think he'd be relatively good looking if it weren't for the pube beard he sports. Ugh. Shave it! Shave it now."
"I support this petition"
"Please Kyle"
"That beard registers a 10 on the nasty meter"
"В"
"I support this petition"
"After blowing today's game against the Steelers by overthrowing every receiver and allowing himself to be sacked three times, hopefully he lost the starting postition to a real QB, and will shave the stupid beard."
"I support this petition"
"your just mad because kitna and marinelli cant grow facial hair"
"Shave the beard and put on a Banana Suit! Then we might remember you!"
