Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!
We, the undersigned, do hereby agree that my left shoe should be King of The World. We think that my left shoe, which I have nicknamed "Blinkie" would be a fine ruler (since he is not quite as inept a... continue reading »
"blinkie is my hero Do you like Spam? i dream of a world with spam What would you like Blinkie to do for you? oder eater Can I have a dollar? ill think about it"
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"I'm not too sure about a guy named "Blinkey", but I AM sure that he knows what's right for all of us. Do you like Spam? food or email? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Get me a credit card so I can donate! Can I have a dollar? only if I ever get"
"as long as he makes no fun of my accent, we'll get along just fine... Do you like Spam? mmmmmmmmmm...spam What would you like Blinkie to do for you? i want a really big hat Can I have a dollar? ...no"
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"i love sexy bis Do you like Spam? yes i love it What would you like Blinkie to do for you? have sex and dont get pregnant monkeys Can I have a dollar? you can have several"
"c Do you like Spam? d What would you like Blinkie to do for you? d Can I have a dollar? a"
"what. what. Do you like Spam? ....you mean the penis enlargment emails they send even though im female? What would you like Blinkie to do for you? poke me. Can I have a dollar? in half pennies"
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"I like trains. Do you like Spam? No. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give me money. Can I have a dollar? No."
"Whoooooo! Go Shoe! Do you like Spam? In a can, yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? To just keep on rockin! Can I have a dollar? Ask me again in 20 years"
"fo Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? crap on my sister Can I have a dollar? no"
"i think da shoe should coz its quite smart and verey classy Do you like Spam? of course lmao What would you like Blinkie to do for you? ermmmmmm lick my toes Can I have a dollar? sure y not"
"woohoo Do you like Spam? i used to...haven't had it in a while What would you like Blinkie to do for you? tred softly and carry a big stick Can I have a dollar? i don't see what's stopping you"
"And Ha! Do you like Spam? VeryMuchNicelySo!!! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? GiveMeBEER. Can I have a dollar? OnlyIfYouPayMeForIt"
"I am the Walrus! Do you like Spam? Yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Send me somewhere far far away on a mythical quest Can I have a dollar? Yes you can."
"GO BLINKIE!| Do you like Spam? yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Giveme a cookie!| Can I have a dollar? NO"
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"Shoes are awsome esp. LEFT SHOES! Do you like Spam? Heck yes! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Give me all the left shoes in the world and free shoe laces Can I have a dollar? If you give me your left shoe!!"
"Rock on Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Get rid of bush Can I have a dollar? maybe"
"I love BLinkie Do you like Spam? Fried Spam What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Free me from slavery at the Kool Aid factory Can I have a dollar? Umm in pennies"
"la la la... i like grape... la la la Do you like Spam? hmmm... tricky one... yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? reatatch the dorsal fin to humans Can I have a dollar? well, really there, you're asking two questions"
