Allow My Left Shoe to Be King of the World!
We, the undersigned, do hereby agree that my left shoe should be King of The World. We think that my left shoe, which I have nicknamed "Blinkie" would be a fine ruler (since he is not quite as inept a... continue reading »
"I support this petition"
"I am Bwinkie! The Right Shoe! You're are my arch rival and you shall DIIIIIEEEE~! Do you like Spam? BLINKIE SHALL DIE! BWINKIE SHALL RULE! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? DIE!!!!! Can I have a dollar? NO WAY!"
"I am a Blinkie booster! Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Hold me and tell me it'll all be all right. Can I have a dollar? no"
"I WAS TOLD TO Do you like Spam? NO What would you like Blinkie to do for you? KISS MY ASS Can I have a dollar? NO"
"I like shoes Do you like Spam? I like spam What would you like Blinkie to do for you? I like blinkie Can I have a dollar? OK"
"Go left shoe! Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? who is blinkie? Can I have a dollar? no"
"I support this petition"
"go Blinkie! Do you like Spam? NO. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? To make sweet sweet love to me. Can I have a dollar? I'm broke, dude."
"I wish you luck Blinkie and if you ever need a right shoe for your queen of the world I've got it here Do you like Spam? No f*cking hate it What would you like Blinkie to do for you? let me be his queen Can I have a dollar? If you give me a million dollar"
"Go Blinkie!!!!! Do you like Spam? not really What would you like Blinkie to do for you? run for president Can I have a dollar? maybe...."
"I think Blikie rocks!! Do you like Spam? The food yes junk email hell no! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Blikie would cover my left foot! Can I have a dollar? ummmmm depends on how much money i have!"
"All your shoes r belong to us Do you like Spam? yes, on toast What would you like Blinkie to do for you? blow me Can I have a dollar? blow me"
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"Bow to the Shoe!!!!!!! Do you like Spam? Yes What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Make me his Prime Minister. Can I have a dollar? Yes, but not my dollar."
"YOU ROCK MAN!!!! Do you like Spam? No What would you like Blinkie to do for you? be my slave Can I have a dollar? no"
"cool Do you like Spam? no What would you like Blinkie to do for you? make me money Can I have a dollar? no"
"Man... Blink should be. Do you like Spam? oh yeah. What would you like Blinkie to do for you? suck my kiss. Can I have a dollar? only if you massage a porpus with cheese first."
"ALL HAIL BLINKIE THE KING!!!! Do you like Spam? What kind? Food or computer? Hell, no for both! What would you like Blinkie to do for you? Get rid of Spam and stupid close m inded Democrats. Can I have a dollar? Uh, NO! I am poor."
"God speed to your left shoe, viva shoe dictatorship! Do you like Spam? no not really What would you like Blinkie to do for you? dance Can I have a dollar? if you dance"
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"I support this petition"
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"I support this petition"
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