Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hallowed are the Ori. You must follow the path of Origin, not Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Praise and blessings upon the little green hardman"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No You people are all losers who need to leave their parents' basements a little more often."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I see only my love for Yoda. I see only my love for Yoda. I see only my love for Yoda. I see only my love for Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Darth Maul is the bringer of the Apocalypse!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No What do you want?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is my new god."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda looks like a Kike, and everyone with half a brain knows that Kikes worship Satan."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Holy War against Star Trek!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No ALL HAIL YODA!!"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No We are the Borg. You and your Yoda will be assimilated!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Anakin Skywalker was such a whiner in Episode #2 that even I considered quiting the series. What a hoser! I'm surprised the Dark Side would even accep"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No There can be only one! And Yoda is not it!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Victory, you say?"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No He's Gay"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Resistance is futile. Yoda will be assimilated."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda will be destroyed, along with that infernal Battlestar Galactica!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The System Lords will destroy Yoda and all who follow him. I'm not surprised the Tauri are stupid enough to worship Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I'm the god-emperor of the known universe and more people worship me than Yoda. I'll get Yoda back for calling me "worm boy.""

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Ooooo, I love Yoda so much! I want to Do Him!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Cylon Empire will destroy Yoda and all his followers. Jedi mind tricks don't work on robots."