Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda am I. Worship not me please earth people. No worship, only live or don't live... No worship. Heed my words impatient ones... Remember I am but a "

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Your Yoda cult shall not oppress the Trade Federation!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Oh Yoda You Are The One True God!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Stupid this petition is."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No hail yoda! hail magaman, both of u are my gods!!!1"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda can kick your gods ass! Unless your god is Yoda, in which case I guess it'd be a stalemate."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No To Gregg...if you were to try to kick yoda like a football, he would do 50 flips in the air and cut off your legs....and i would laugh. And to anyone "

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No hgrhg"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Anakin, you're an even bigger whiner than my son Lee."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All hail Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Gaaack!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Chicks dig guys who worship Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I will crush Yoda's little green balls like the shriveled up raisins that they are."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I have zits on my face, I live in my parent's basement, I'm 35 years old, and I've never had a date in my life!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Worship me you will not. Teacher of the Force I am, a god I am not. Trust in the Force and beware the Dark Side you must. May the Force be with you."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No It is time! Let us go, Adam's dark shadow, servant of the Lillim!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I HATE YODA"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No FEEL MY BANZORING FURY!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No If you want to follow a little martial arts master I'm the better choice. Yoda can't teach you to turn invisible and sneak into women's locker rooms."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda likes to come to my house and sodomize me. You can tell he does it because there's always some leftover cheese hanging from his little green peck"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Everyone must worship Lord Zortek and follow the Galactor! All Hail the New World Order! All Power to Galactor!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Best. Idea. Ever."