Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yogurt, I see your Schwartz is bigger than mine!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hail Yoda, the one true Lord"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No By the Power of Greyskull! I won't worship Yoda! I have the Power!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away! I mustn't run away! Help! Mistato! Asuka!"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No OM Yoday Namah..OM Yoday Namah..OM Yoday Namah..Pruthvi ke sabhi praniyoko ki aur se dev shree yoda ko pranam."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I want Yoda's babies"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hey dad, is it true you were an ungrateful brat and whiner as a teenager?"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No let the force be with you"
"I support this petition"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I knew yoda was god since i was 6"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA RULES!!!!!!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda? Yaaaaarrrrrgh! Hulk Smash!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No your borg assimlation, and holy jihad war can not stop the the l337 skillz of yoda and his saber"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Small Man, when you die you don't go to Yoda, you come to me!"
"I support this petition"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Well, not all of us. Some of us (well, me) worship Lyta Alexander. Her telepathic abilities are WAY more powerful than Yoda's even if she doesn't have"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I worship Yoda - Yessss - Over and Over again *manic yoda laugh*"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda rulez!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No. The one who deserves to survive is the one who has the will to make it happen. He wished for death. He ignored his will to survive and chose, to d"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Revelation 12:2"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No We will never bow down to a little freak! We will be the ones to rule the world! Coooooobbbbrrrrraaaaa!"
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