Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is not your God, Vash is. Go to http://www.PetitionOnline.com/donut497/petition.html and accept Vash as your real God!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Get me outta' this swamp Luke, NOW!!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No you seriously need a life, and may God have mercy on your soul."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda can lead us to galactic peace."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No It's my movie, I make the decisions on what I can and cannot do with my characters. *hands Jar-Jar Binks Jedi costume*"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i already did worship yoda"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i love yoda"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I KNEW THIS DAY WOULD COME."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No A prayer to YODA: Rub A Dub Dub, Thanks for the Grub, Yaaaaaayyyy YODA !!! (oh, and can the first sacrament of the Church of YODA be Hashish?"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No omg what a dude!!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Dude. Yoda is the MAN. or green midget creature. Whatever the hell he is, he rocks the casbah! ... whatever a casbah is."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is not real, you stupid crap-brains. Oh, well what about "the fight with dookie"? It NEVER happened. Let me tell you what DID happen. Jesus died "
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No its not fair, yoda is cuter then me"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No eee"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Waaaaaaa! (sob) All you Jedi are being mean to me! Waaaaaaa! You just don't understand! (sob) Palpatine understands and he doesn't treat me as a kid. "
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All hail yoda."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda has no tiny green wrath, just a tiny green cock"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Ja, here in da fyooture dey bild robots dat talk wid a tick Austrian accent. Dat way da robots can infiltrate de American society uv de past widout be"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No As a living Vampire, I find the concept of Yoda worship rather ridiculous."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The truth is out there!"
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