Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No You are treading on dangerous ground, even if in jest! "There is NO OTHER NAME under heaven, by which man (includes women) can be saved!" There is onl"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I guess I'll join Yodism. (Then I'll figure out how to take over and rule the glaxy!)"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I'm not much into Star Wars... but Yoda's always been my god. =)"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Salvation through our green messiah is the key to everlasting happiness."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No We Ewoks worship C-3PO!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda is a character - star wars is is animated show - but if you believe that he may exist - I HAVE SOME SWAMP LAND TO SELL YOU THAT DOES NOT HAVE ANY"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is so sex-ay!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yes, old chum. I believe the Joker must be behind this nefarious plot. Only a cruel trickster like that would make people worship a Sock Puppet!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No however yoda's balls are green and over wrinkly to i would wanna worship him... well not totally. lightsaber skills are l337!! but i can shave my own "

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Dahhhh i used to pick letter E and only the word with E is Yes. Go Yoda, get darth vaders memry chip and processors for me. I need a massive upgrade. "

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Ah pity the foo who don't worship Yoda as a god. Don't give me no Jibba Jabba, Dial 1-800-collect sucka!!!"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No In Yoda's name, Amen"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA IS MY MASTER !!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No We are the superior species and you are all nothing but fungus to us. To Life Immortal!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I am Lord and ruler of Apokolips! Yoda is nothing. Anyone who opposes my power shall know the wrath of Darkseid!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hail Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA ROCKS MY SOCKS"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I've got a stiffy for Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Follow the ways of the Sith."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I was surfing the internet when this petitions enilghtened me. I will now praise Master Yoda and surf the universe with the little green man."

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I will! I will worship Yoda! But I do not know the way."

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