Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Go Yoda!"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Jar Jar was idiotic but at least he was not in Episode 2 for very long, and there was no scene neraly as dumb as the pod races, but Anakin was such a "
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No As if I didn't have enough trouble already from Scorpius and the Scarrans. You can and your Yoda worship can Frell Off!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Klingon honor dictates that I worship Yoda."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yay!"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No whoever made this this petition has some issues to work out.i'm not a big fan of star wars but i do know this.YODA ISN'T REAL!you should beleive in Go"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda rules, he does. Yeessss."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No George Lucas, if you're reading this, ignore the continuity of the movies and have Yoda got ape on Palpatine and Dooku in the next movie. That green s"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Trade Federation objects to this outrage!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda sucks :P"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Vote for me!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No If Yoda can use the Force to cure me of all this possession junk I've been dealing with I'll worship him. And Leto, you'll have to admit that you ARE "
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i hate starwars with a passion, but i thought this was hilarious."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Marduk Empire will destroy all inferior life including Yoda and his entire galaxy!"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i feel stupid worshiping a CGI god"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Use the Force Dude."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda gives good head"