Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »

600 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (600 total)
301.
Jessie Carr 25 December 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Go Yoda!"

302.
Petter R 20 December 2009

"I support this petition"

303.
Han Montes 20 December 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Jar Jar was idiotic but at least he was not in Episode 2 for very long, and there was no scene neraly as dumb as the pod races, but Anakin was such a "

304.
Kelley S 7 December 2009

"I support this petition"

305.
Jesse Q 5 December 2009

"I support this petition"

306.
John C 16 November 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No As if I didn't have enough trouble already from Scorpius and the Scarrans. You can and your Yoda worship can Frell Off!"

307.
Worf Cline 8 November 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Klingon honor dictates that I worship Yoda."

308.
Steph Black 4 November 2009

"I support this petition"

309.
Martin Vann 19 October 2009

"I support this petition"

310.
Austin W 14 October 2009

"I support this petition"

311.
Belch Griffith 13 October 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yay!"

312.
Paul M 12 October 2009

"I support this petition"

313.
Samantha Ac 1 October 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No whoever made this this petition has some issues to work out.i'm not a big fan of star wars but i do know this.YODA ISN'T REAL!you should beleive in Go"

314.
Evan S 27 September 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda rules, he does. Yeessss."

315.
Tom M 24 September 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No George Lucas, if you're reading this, ignore the continuity of the movies and have Yoda got ape on Palpatine and Dooku in the next movie. That green s"

316.
Newt G 17 September 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Trade Federation objects to this outrage!"

317.
Christine Robbins 7 September 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda sucks :P"

318.
Osama Binl 29 August 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Vote for me!"

319.
Alia A 26 August 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No If Yoda can use the Force to cure me of all this possession junk I've been dealing with I'll worship him. And Leto, you'll have to admit that you ARE "

320.
Brett Casey 8 July 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i hate starwars with a passion, but i thought this was hilarious."

321.
Lord Emperori 6 July 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Marduk Empire will destroy all inferior life including Yoda and his entire galaxy!"

322.
Timothy Vanderh 4 July 2009

"I support this petition"

323.
Sekret Peters 24 June 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i feel stupid worshiping a CGI god"

324.
A Youngj 5 June 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Use the Force Dude."

325.
Clean S 28 May 2009

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda gives good head"

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