Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The yoda fight scene..... need i say more?"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is so sweet"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I have a crush on Yoda; people think I'm whacked."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Frack! What did you mindwipes put in your ambrosa? This Yoda worship is the stupidest feldercarb I've heard in yahrens!"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No В"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Revelation 11:3-7"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I won't follow that wimp. Besides, I think Count Dooku is really cool for some reason. I guess it is the way he looks."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Interesting... God at the perfect height to suck my dink- works for me."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yo Goda!! I'm not as think as you drunk I am ociffer!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No sw33t! Yoda, I, like, so totally accept you. From Christian to Atheist to not caring to Yoda...ist? Yayyay! Oh, and all of those who keep talking abou"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Not yet"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I agree. Yoda is like a little whirling yo-yo of shredding destruction."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yes! We must all worship Yoda NOW!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Personally, I was embarrassed to be a star in the Muppet Movie -- err, Lukas called it "Return of the Jedi.""
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Well, would you? PLEEEASE???"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Fuck Jesus, omg i hat that motherfucker. He died for me? Whoop-dee-fucking-do. I don't believe in any of that Bible bullshit, all it is are those horn"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No My schwartz is bigger than Yoda's. Borgs and Fremen will fall before Spaceball-1!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is the Devil!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yes, yoda is god. GOD!!! GOD DAMN IT THAT IS HAHAHAH!!!! WEll, really , you re all wierd, but we need more dumb ideas on this site...."
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