Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda, you are my master."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No There can be only one!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Cardassian Empire will never bow to primitive superstitions. Not to Bajor nor to Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda made me into his boy-toy when I was on Dagobah. He used to slip me his Force every night, if you know what I mean (*wink*wink*)."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I've realized that the purpose of the Q is to worship Yoda."

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yesssss my Precious. We will tricks that stupid Yoda into thinking that we worships it, and then when hissss back is turned we will cuts out its black"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Today I have found my new path, I will follow the worship of Yoda until my death."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Follow the Eighfold Path with Yoda as your guide..."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No S.P.E.W.E.Y. was taking me flying and we hit a down draft. Either that or he just doesn't fly. But who ever heard of a space alien that couldn't magic"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No w0rd to y0d4."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No All hail the new Lord God Yoda"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No "Star Wars" was Great! "The Empire Strikes Back" was Great! Then Lukas lost it. "Return of the Jedi" should have been called "The Muppets meet Star Wa"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Looking? Found someone you have, I would say, hmm? Errrehehehehehe!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hi, I'm that short creep on the D&D cartoon that liked to mess with those stupid kids. I say worship Yoda. We short magic freaks need to stick tog"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yo Pauly, is that Yoda guy talking to me? Is he talking to me?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Gregg, Steve you have insulted The Yoda and have turned this into a holy war. I would stay on the look out for low flying airplanes if i were you ;-) "

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Trust in the Schwartz!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is a green piece of crap. Sorry Luis but he sucks at fighting and would gotten mowed down if jar jar binks dint save his green ass"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I REVISE MY TEACHINGS. THERE IS NO GOD BUT YOUDA, AND LUCAS IS HIS PROPHET."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No holy Sweet Jesus on a pogo stick, you people are nuts!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I'd rather give Yoda oral pleasure"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No For the SIth are far more powerful than a little green alien, they shall control the world!"