Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is no matech for the Saotomi School of Anything Goes Martial Arts!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda bless us, everyone!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Great Scott! I'm not going Back to the Future just to worship a green dumpling like Yoda."

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No For my next miracle, beer into water I will turn."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda is my god i love him"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Love. Peace. Happiness. The only three things that can save us.Sorry the only way to get saved is to except Jesus into your heart. Its a free gift fro"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I am fire! I am life incarnate! Now and forever I am Phoenix! Yoda is simply a puny mortal who can lift a starfighter if he really concentrates. I can"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Here on the Planet Rann we've all agreed to give our souls to Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No all hail yoda LOL"

"I support this petition"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No *bows down to Yoda*"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hhe he he, this petition said "Dooko," Hhe he he he!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Fun!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No when I think of master yoda I touch myself"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No As a Blade Runner it is my job to terminate Replicants like Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Who the man? Yoda man!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I am Pharaoh of Egypt and the physical incarnation of Amen-Ra. Yoda is nothing. He bows before me, the God-King of Egypt."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Decepticons will not follow an organic loser like Yoda."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I change my mind, I BOW DOWN FOR SOLIDUS MEAT"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Anakin, shut up already! Sheesh, you sound just like my whiny son David Marcus. He whined and cried on the Genesis Planet, and look at what happened t"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i love that little green midget"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No ET phone home."