Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No This petition is evil! No fictional charecter is God! The only true God is the one described in the Bible! Whoever made this petition needs to repent!"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I love yoda"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No A life following Yoda leads to eternal salvation"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Who the hell is Yoda?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No A wise old Smurf once said that God is blue, not green. Therefore, Yoda can't be your god!"

"I support this petition"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The entire gang has converted the Riverdale Malt Shope into a House of Worship and Human Sacrifice for the Cult of Yoda. Tomorrow night we cut the hea"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is dead."

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No In the wise words of Yoda Himself, "A can of whoop ass I will open on you!" Yoda rocks!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No **sits in lotus position** **slowly intones the sacred teachings of Master Yoda and gains enlightenment:)**"

"I support this petition"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Now HERE'S a being WORTHY of worship! I pledge my everlasting worship!"