Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No You're all freaks! FREAKS!!! GET A LIFE! Go Yoda..."

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No i know yoda !! he's the manager of grimsby town fc"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YODA SUCKS"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Sweet"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No May the force be with you"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No collecting earwax"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Worm boy is being Leto Atreides, yeee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I think... everyone should... look into... themselves... and they will... find... the true... reasons... to... worship... Yoda... and... they... will "

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Blasphemers! Belldandy is the true Goddess you must worship!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda didn't die for me so why worship him. Jesus Christ is Lord and Saviour. I think you have too much free time."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I have seen the light"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No You are a sorry sack of S***. God is the only god to worship. Any other god is some F*** up god not Worthy to worship."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No HAIL YODA! For he is GOD! (bring on the hate mail...)"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yo Frank, lighten up! Yoda and God are both fiction, so who cares if delusional people want to worship either one? It really won't make any difference"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No you're all freaks! you need to find a new religion! we all know the ewoks are the sh*t"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No all hail master yoda"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The first two were the best. "Return of the Jedi" would have been much better if there were no Ewoks. I'm not sure what could be done to improve "The "

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I will rid the universe of this Yoda after I finish with Mua'dib!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hey I was in, "Star Trek II: The Wrath of Yoda""

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Listen up you dummy you have been fooled by those computer generated animation things that George Lucas used in that new movie because all yoda happen"

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