Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »

600 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (600 total)
451.
Smeagol Raymond 2 March 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No! Dont worship Yoda. Worship the Precious!"

452.
Colin H 1 March 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda really is god"

453.
Scott Alanc 23 February 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Worship Yoda I do."

454.
Bred Carey 22 February 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No "Hey,nice site look this:"

455.
Sulu Bowen 5 February 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I swear on a stack of Klingon Bibles, Yoda was an extra in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier."

456.
Mike H 3 February 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Why not?"

457.
Buzz L 31 January 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No To Infinity and Beyond, with Yoda!"

458.
Sarah S 16 January 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No KICK ASSS BABY"

459.
John Bh 15 January 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No stupid. Yoda is not on Star Trek. Not knowing the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek is really lame. Loser."

460.
Chris Archer 1 January 2007

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No HAIL YODA!"

461.
Yoda Berg 30 December 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No kneel before me, you all will !!!"

462.
Me Roberts 27 November 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No HEART YODA"

463.
Mark P 26 November 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yo-Da man!!!"

464.
John S 16 November 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Here on Babylon 5 we all worship Susan Ivanova. Who wouldn't? Is she HOT or what?"

465.
Captian E 15 November 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I think Yoda is cute and even better than a little boy. He can beam up to my spaceship anytime."

466.
Q Figueroa 14 November 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is the Lord God Almighty of the Q Continuum."

467.
Ming Them 6 November 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I won't follow that little squirt but that lame Flash Gordon guy probably would."

468.
Manuduff Mccoy 3 November 2006

"I support this petition"

469.
Jerry Hester 26 October 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No long live yoda,my GOD."

470.
Craig Mk 23 October 2006

"I support this petition"

471.
Kyle R 20 October 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda r0x0rz the s0x0rz!"

472.
Yoda Bright 26 September 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Blaspheme my good name Cindy Blann has. Over to the Dark Side has gone Cindy Blann. Yeee Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee!"

473.
Zeus Soto 16 September 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No OK, I'll admit it. Yoda can block my thunderbolts with his lightsaber. Even if I can get one through he can absorb it and shoot it back (I hate it whe"

474.
Sauruman Howe 15 September 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I'd rather side with Darth Tyranus. He looks cool and I'm sure I've seen him somewhere..."

475.
The Almightybitchg 12 September 2006

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No THE ALMIGHTY BITCH GODDESS WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA"

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