Choose to worship Yoda as your new God
On Friday the 17th of May I witnessed an act of God. In Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones, Yoda the little green alien everyone knows and loves performed an unbelievable feat and showed off h... continue reading »
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No! Dont worship Yoda. Worship the Precious!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda really is god"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Worship Yoda I do."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No "Hey,nice site look this:"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I swear on a stack of Klingon Bibles, Yoda was an extra in Star Trek V: The Final Frontier."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Why not?"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No To Infinity and Beyond, with Yoda!"
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No stupid. Yoda is not on Star Trek. Not knowing the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek is really lame. Loser."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No HAIL YODA!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No kneel before me, you all will !!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No HEART YODA"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yo-Da man!!!"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Here on Babylon 5 we all worship Susan Ivanova. Who wouldn't? Is she HOT or what?"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I think Yoda is cute and even better than a little boy. He can beam up to my spaceship anytime."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is the Lord God Almighty of the Q Continuum."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I won't follow that little squirt but that lame Flash Gordon guy probably would."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No long live yoda,my GOD."
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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No OK, I'll admit it. Yoda can block my thunderbolts with his lightsaber. Even if I can get one through he can absorb it and shoot it back (I hate it whe"
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I'd rather side with Darth Tyranus. He looks cool and I'm sure I've seen him somewhere..."
"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No THE ALMIGHTY BITCH GODDESS WILL DESTROY YOU!!! YOU WILL ALL WORSHIP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA"