Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No RIGHT ON! I KNEW THERE WERE OTHER BELIEVERS LIKE ME! HAHAHA"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No everyone should believe yoda is god"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Well my stars, of course I'll worship Yoda! Whatever it takes to brown-nose my way into Captain Janeway's favor, that's what I say."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I want to learn the ways of the force!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda is a *%@#ing loser"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I fight better than him. He can have a go at me anytime. Worship me instead, if you are truly that stupid. I have a brain, you know. Something you don"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Let's hope he doesn't include the Teletubbies or Darth Barney in the next movie."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is my God and Savior!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No r u crazy you dont worship yoda over god!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No You've got to give Lukas credit, though. He made some of the best films ever produced and then went out and did all he could to make additional film t"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda's the man, but for the record attack of the clones sucked ass"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I am more powerful than Yoda and anyone else on this petition including that wimp Dark Phoenix."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I Am Sailor Moon! I've come to right wrongs and trumph over evil, and that means Yoda! On behalf of the moon, I'll punish you!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No yoda's a nutcase, he deserves to have a real jedi ass kicking"

"I support this petition"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Uhhh, are you all on drugs? Accept Jesus."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No My telekenetic and telepathic powers are far stronger than Yoda's."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No If Yoda was really a god, then I would have to say "SHAZAMY" to turn into Billy Batson. However, there's no "Y" in SHAZAM [Lightening strikes! Captain"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Short aliens unite!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I have the complete collection of Star Wars Dolls -- err, make that Action Figures. I play with them all the time -- that is, when I'm not too busy po"