Choose to worship Yoda as your new God

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Just like every priest, Yoda just wants to sodomize you too."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No As one of the 70,000 Jedi that officially exist within Australia I have no problem raising Yoda to deity status."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I hereby pledge worship to The Almighty, Jedi Master, Yoda. All hail the Master!"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is small. Thus has a small penis. Why should I worship a man with a small penis?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No When I found out that I couldn't even spell "Hamster" correctly, I decided that Yoda worship was for juvenile delinquents."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda kicks ass!!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No How many times can Lukas rehash the same stale movie plot?"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Go Yoda!!!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda is a felt puppet with a man's hand up its ass. Get over it, you geek boys!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No He just radiates sexual phalacy it's amazing."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No No man can have me who cannot defeat me in mortal combat! Not even a green slug like Yoda!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I own my very own light saber and Yoda is actual god ive always known it!!"

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"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No The Asian Tsunami was sudden destruction caused by a magnitude 9.3 earthquake. Now PM Sharon promises 'Peace with security'. President Chirac met with"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yoda's light saber skills cannot resist the power of my death ray, Moon Unit Zappa!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No YOOOODDDAAAAA!!!! Thou art the God of the Universe!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No ALL BELONGS TO YODA"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I personal worship the High Lobster..but I am willing to add Yoda to my prayers...Where do I sign up for martrydom? Abuse the force Luke!. I like Gay "

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Yes, master.....as u wish, master...."

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No I was lacking fulfillment all my life. My days were dull, lacking adequate sound effects and a surround sound music track.. But now! With Yoda as my l"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Hmmm... yes! Poke fun at religious fanatics I can!"

"Do you pledge to worship The Almighty Yoda as your new God otherwise provoking his tiny green wrath? No Can He change colour?"