Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"So dirty..."
"none"
"shave it!!"
"It's hard to cheer on the Bears and look at you at the same time"
"I wish I could grow a neck beard to cover up my nasty neck herpes! Keep it going Kyle!"
"I can't even look at your face anymore...."
"I tuck it"
"I support this petition"
"for real though, it needs to be done"
"If you can't grow it right, don't grow it at all. It isn't working."
"PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!"
"The continuance of this ugly neckbeard could have billy goat-esque curse implications. Please shave that hideous hair growth from your face before you further embarass the greatest city in the world (Chicago)!"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
""Where's Waldo"?"
"i petition that you keep that tight ass beard!!!!!!!"
"from a former Purdue student"
"SHAVE HIM!!!! BOILER DOWN!!!!!"
"orton...shave...i know it hurts having a baby face in the nfl but proving to ppl you can actually grow facial hair isnt making you look any more mature..shave for the good or us and your own family name, please"
"I make all-stars and you sir are not one....but the beard looks good"
"Nice beard mate"
"В"
"I support this petition"
"He has to do it, I can't sit behind a guy with a neckbeard."
"Do it!"
