Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"I like the neckbeard. It tickles my balls when they swing and slap against the bottom on his chin. Padon me... but that's Mr. Dick You're On to you."
"Shave!!!!"
"I love neck beards. Neckbeeeaards YES"
"SHAVE THE DAMN THING...YOU'RE MUCH EASIER ON THE EYES WITHOUT IT!!!"
"Chuck Norris is the only man on earth who should have a beard...keya keya (thats the sound of a chuck Norris round house kick)"
"He's no Jake Plummer"
"В"
"I was a teenage werewolf. c'mon Purdue Guy"
"whatever...it's better than Plummer's mustache!"
"I support this petition"
"I threw up in my mouth when I saw your neckbeard on Sunday"
"leave it it makes mine look good"
"Keep it going kid."
"You look like the lower shaft of my dick."
"Please shave!!!! I saw you playing in Purdue you did such a great job keep up the good work, and trust me you will do so much better without the beard!! You need to keep improving because we don't want Rex!!!"
"please kyle , let it go......"
"Please shave that scruff. You look like you're afriad and never used a razor before...."
"Hey QB-you look ridiculous and unprofessional. Areally bad reflection on the team . Ive seen better looks on a 15 year old Mexican busboy. There is no "me" in either "beard" or "Bears". Grow up."
"The bears cant have a starting qb that looks like wolverine"
"Terrible"
"Come on, I know they are paying you."
"You look like a highschool kid with that thing!"
"Forget Orton's beard, I have the best name in professional sports, start promoting that"
"You're destined to marry a fine Amish girl with quality growth like that, Mister Orton."
"I support this petition"
