Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"Kyle Orton's beard inspires me to shave cleanly every morning. I think if I hung a picture of the Orton neck-beard on my bathroom mirror, I might develop an obsessive-compulsive tendency to shave 8 times a day. Hopefully I won't have to see the beard for "
"shave it man"
"Purdue Sux!"
"Julie, from CDW says, the Steelers are gonna kick the Bears asses!"
"QUIT TRYING TO BE ME!!!!!!"
"Kyle - Shave that bush on your chin!"
"I support this petition"
"Please!"
"neckbeards aren't nothing..look at the sh** I pulled"
"I support this petition"
"That thing's making my herpes flare up! Shave!"
"I support this petition"
"Please shave."
"I am a huge fan of u and ur partying ways but dude its just not workin for you"
"Do you think that the Bears will let your unmatched QB skills go for a 1st and 2nd round pick?!"
"I believe all Bear qb's should be required to have a neck beard. That means you too, Blake!!!"
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"Hey leave me alone, my neck gets cold."
"The Beard is ugly, Favre will tear up the "great bears d" this weekend"
"Please... maybe you can swivle your head fater..."
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"Shave it off!"
"if he shaves his beard i'll get him a bottle of jack daniels and an ugly chick to hit on!!"
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"kyle = homo"
