Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"even for the US UBS, that beard is . we here completely and utterly are disgusted by that squirrel. we as the US UBS have decided that Mr. Kyle Orton can never join. please help this world by shaving it, thank you"
"It gives a bad name to everyone who grew up in Iowa"
"I'll give you a marble rye if you shave it kyle"
"You are lame in the sack"
"It's gross. If you're going for a Mark Buehrle kind of thing (he's from the Sox), it isn't working for you. Sorry. This is coming from a 15 year old girl who's a huge Bears fan."
"shave the beard"
"I support this petition"
"i met kyle on sunday and he seems like a nice guy...somebody needs to help him!!"
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"SHAVE IT!!"
"Shave!!!! Kyle you look so much better without it please read these!!!! Megan has terrific advice on what you should do!!!! Please read these and listen to us!!!!!!"
"Go Snortin Orton"
"I support this petition"
"PLEASE SHAVE THAT THANG, KYLE!"
"The beard looks gay with the chin strap on!"
"This is soo awesome! I was about to do the same thing for Plummer! I'm glad that people are creating petitions for those darn neck beards. But you have to admit, Plummer's is horrible! Even his hair is unkept. Ughh Plummer!! haha but keep up on this!"
"I support this petition"
"start grossman"
"I support this petition"
"I support this petition"
"Hey Kyle you have no right to keep your beard, the bears are not winning because of you, they're winning despite of you, shave it. Go Vasher, Urlacher, Briggs, Tillman, The best D line in football, Mike Brown, and Hopefully soon to return Chris Harris. Th"
"neckbeards...bad."
"super cool dack."
"I support this petition"
"Im a packers fan...i have no say"
