Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard
From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »
"Kyle, you look like a friggin goomba. Shave the beard bro."
"I support this petition"
"shave shave shave"
"an ego problem"
"I say do whatever you want, you beat the Packers!!"
"Kyle. .. It's time buddy."
"Orton is by far the ugliest qb in the NFL and the neckbeard doesnt help much!"
"shave it all off....."
"I support this petition"
"I fully support turning that nasty beard into a Jake Plummer mustache."
"the beard looks like when Jason Voorhies came thru the window at the end of Friday the 13th part 2. www.score670.com, a sports fan message board"
"I shave, so should you! Your a hansom fella without the neck beard."
"I support this petition"
"Do it,and your a bumb and hold the ball in the pocket to long."
"Purdue Sux!"
"One more overthrow on the quick slant, and I am ordering Kyle shave everything but his neck. He will be forced to grow a long patch of hair wrapped around his neck. So much for turtle necks!"
"Please, for the love of God, before I watch the Steelers-Bears game!"
"I support this petition"
"Please shave your face because it looks like I just paid you a visit."
"Just give me the ball. I don't want you or your nasty, scrappy ass beard to touch the ball unless you are going to hand it off to me or someone else. Seriously. I will f*ck you up if you throw it again."
"I support this petition"
"I was a Bear fan until you became the quarterback! Shoo that damned squirrel off your face!"
"dude, it's got to go..........."
"Shave the neck part, I could care less if it is a goatee or something along those lines"
"Hey Kyle, its Rex. Do the team a favor and LET ME F*CKING PLAY! Stop throwing the ball so damn high all the time and shave you nasty ass beard"
