Shave Kyle Orton's Neckbeard

From the shores of Lake Michigan to the black-smoked factories of Decatur and everywhere in between, we beg of you, Kyle Orton, shave your scraggly neckbeard.We are aware of its superstitious properti... continue reading »

400 signatures Goal: 1,000
All Signatures (400 total)
151.
Cam Phillips 11 September 2009

"I support this petition"

152.
Joel E 19 August 2009

"I support this petition"

153.
Rex G 15 August 2009

"Kyle Orton sucks!!!!"

154.
Mak Sloan 11 August 2009

"I support this petition"

155.
Karl M 31 July 2009

"В"

156.
James S 19 July 2009

"for the love of god, what children see on tv is what they aspire for. Can you live with yourself if you see fellow Bearinians wearing this horrible display of facial region"

157.
Sammy D 9 May 2009

"HI"

158.
Pete Church 3 May 2009

"Save humanity!! Shave the neckbeard"

159.
Craig G 30 April 2009

"For superstition purposes, keep the beard, shave the neck, and grow a fumanchu if they lose"

160.
Jordan H 15 April 2009

"shave it baby!!!!!!!!"

161.
Read T 10 April 2009

"The guy who started this website is actually a Packers fan....it's all a plan to try and sabotage Sundays big game."

162.
Loukas A 23 March 2009

"it looks like long pubic hair on his neck"

163.
Chris D 14 March 2009

"Honestly you look ridiculous Kyle"

164.
Mark B 11 February 2009

"I support this petition"

165.
Steve Z 26 December 2008

"I support this petition"

166.
Lisa W 24 December 2008

"В"

167.
Caitlin Parsons 19 December 2008

"U should shave it u keep getting interseptions with that thing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

168.
Bobby Graham 5 December 2008

"You're sick!"

169.
Thigh M 30 November 2008

"leave the hair on the thighs!"

170.
Anna Leblanc 21 November 2008

"Shave the beard uncle kyle"

171.
Rico Castro 25 October 2008

"He could be the most hideous person to ever wear a Bears jersey. He looks like he pasted a black mans pubes to his face. The last time I saw a person that looked worse with facial hair was when Michael Jackson was in court foru know. Please Kyle, dont go "

172.
Karl M 25 October 2008

"В"

173.
Alex B 17 October 2008

"please shave the neck beard, it is ugly as hell and not helping your play thank you kyle."

174.
Kevin Gomez 20 September 2008

"SHAVE IT!!!!!!"

175.
Bob B 18 August 2008

"I support this petition"

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